What's something that you can catch but not throw?

Feelings. T.T

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Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

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Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

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What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.