What's something that you can catch but not throw?

Feelings. T.T

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How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."

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What happens when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

Feeling Jokes More Feeling Jokes

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

Why was the tree soooo happy?

Because he didn't arbor any feelings!