What's something that you can catch but not throw?

Feelings. T.T

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Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

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What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

How do you start a baby shower?

Throw it into a wood chipper.

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What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.