What's something that you can catch but not throw?

Feelings. T.T

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Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

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Why was the tree soooo happy?

Because he didn't arbor any feelings!

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.