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Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

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Because they want to.

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He paws-ed it!

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Cause he can't do stand-up.

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Dix.

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I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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I'm Thor

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There's already a clock on the stove

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He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.