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How do you kiss a girl on Valentine's Day?

You use tulips.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

Where do girls have the curliest hair?

Africa.

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.

What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

Tulip Jokes More Tulip Jokes

How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips

Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Valentine Jokes More Valentine Jokes

What's in a name?

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.

How to Skrillex sign his Valentine's Day cards?

I wub wub wub you....