How do you kiss a girl on Valentine's Day?

You use tulips.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant?

Using saxitoxin.

How does a plant walk?

It uses a plant stand.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

Why shouldn't you kiss someone on January 1st?

Because its the first date

What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

Tulip Jokes More Tulip Jokes

What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

How do you kiss a florist?

With tulips.

Valentine Jokes More Valentine Jokes

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day.

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!