How do you kiss a girl on Valentine's Day?

You use tulips.

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What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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Why don't girls have beards?

It's in their "jeans"

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

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What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!

What is it called when two birds kiss?

A Peck.

Tulip Jokes More Tulip Jokes

What's better than four roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

What kind of flower grows on your face?

Tulips.

Valentine Jokes More Valentine Jokes

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Because they are very scentimental.

How to Skrillex sign his Valentine's Day cards?

I wub wub wub you....