How do you kiss a girl on Valentine's Day?

You use tulips.

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What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant?

Using saxitoxin.

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What do you call a girl hanging from a basketball rim?

Annette

Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.

Why did the capacitor kiss the diode?

He just couldn't resistor.......

Tulip Jokes More Tulip Jokes

What do you get when you mix a dog and a tulip?

A collieflower

What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Valentine Jokes More Valentine Jokes

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

What celestial body do you give your sweetie on Valentine's Day?

An exoplanet.