How do you kiss a girl on Valentine's Day?

You use tulips.

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Why do they call the 3 musketeers.. musketeers?

Not one of them uses a musket =(justsayian

What is the most recycled joke that keeps getting used?

Your mom.

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What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

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What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.

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What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ.

What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

Because you can really party hearty!

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day.