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How do you kiss a girl on Valentine's Day?

You use tulips.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

Because they cant find the point.

How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do you know you are dating a women, not a girl?

A girl has no name.

What do you say to a girl with a black eye?

Nothing. You already told her.

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.

Tulip Jokes More Tulip Jokes

How do you kiss a florist?

With tulips.

What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.

Valentine Jokes More Valentine Jokes

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine