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How do you kiss a girl on Valentine's Day?

You use tulips.

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Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Why is Oliver North like Kraang?

They both love using the shredder.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*

Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

What Is A Kiss?

Its An Inquiry At The Top Floor Regarding The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.

How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.

Tulip Jokes More Tulip Jokes

What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips

Valentine Jokes More Valentine Jokes

How do you kiss a girl on Valentine's Day?

You use tulips.

What did the French chef give his wife on Valentine's Day?

A hug and a little quiche.