How do you kiss a girl on Valentine's Day?

You use tulips.

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What do Greeks use to listen to music?

Spartify

What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

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Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

What is the difference between a girl from London and a Kitkat?

You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

What do you get when you kiss a sick bird?

Cherpies.

What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

Tulip Jokes More Tulip Jokes

What's better than four roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Valentine Jokes More Valentine Jokes

How to Skrillex sign his Valentine's Day cards?

I wub wub wub you....

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.