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Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off

What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats so special about "demon cats"?

Aren't all cats pure evil

Whats the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Nothing, their last big hit was the wall.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

When a woman says "WHAT did you just say?

Say something different.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..