Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Wright and Rong?

Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.

What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?

The cloths hanger only solves one problem.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

How do you get to Oktoberfest?

Follow the lederhosen.

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading?

He gives it an F5

What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's grey and goes round and round?

An elephant in a washing machine!

What's yellow and goes around?

A banana in the washing machine.