Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake!

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

Whats white and salty?

Salt.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

Because it was a total rip-off.

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What religion do Saudi Arabian cows follow?

Mooslim

How do you find a girl with no legs?

Follow the slime trail.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?

A denom-nom-nominator!

What should you not put in the washer with a load full of towels?

A towel full of loads

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back