Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

What is the difference between a drinking establishment and an elephant's fart?

One is a bar-room and the other is a BAROOOM!

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Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

50$

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do men and women have in common?

They both distrust men.

How are women and rocks alike?

You skip across the flat ones.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

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What climate scientist does Disney follow on twitter?

The rogue one

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.