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What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

What's the difference between Wendy's and Windows?

Wendy's is never frozen.

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What do you do if a girl sits on your hand?

Try to get her off!

Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

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What did Ryu say when he was taking a dump?

IMMM-DUKEN!'

What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?

A. Hump me dump me!!

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

Pessimist Prime

What should you not put in the washer with a load full of towels?

A towel full of loads

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's grey and goes round and round?

An elephant in a washing machine!

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

Laundry Machine Jokes More Laundry Machine Jokes

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back