A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.
One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin
A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.
A Leek!
British dentist.
When he's a billionaire.
Because you have to study abroad to understand them.
He lost interest.
He dumped his girlfriend
Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.
Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!
In the Ark-hives.
It keeps getting agitated
Sister-Matic