Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!
She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.
About a wick!
After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.
A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.
Because they hate Turkey
Because all they serve is cold turkey.
Because they're inbred
The turkey - he's always stuffed!
Vector Hugo.
A Navigator
Co-worker: *Gives 20 minute dissertation on their gastro infection*
20 minutes, thermostat 8.
You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.
Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.
Because they're both roasted
