Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!
Beacause a little water ends both of them!
Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.
Elron Hubbard
A)Bola B)Bola C)Bola D)Bola E)Bola
The Turkey.
God save the kin.
Buckle Buckle
"Make a fright turn at the corner."
Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!
A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.
It weighs *Won-ton*
It's scales!