What part of a fish weighs the most?

It's scales!

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

How do you tune a fish?

With its scales!

What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus

How do you weigh a whale?

On Whale Weigh Scales.