What part of a fish weighs the most?

It's scales!

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How long should you microwave fish for?

Tuna half minutes.

What do fish do when they are angry with each other?

They coral

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What do you call a scale that always resets itself to zero?

Tareable

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

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What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.