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What part of a fish weighs the most?

It's scales!

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call someone who photographs fish?

A school shooter

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

Why can't the insecure fish sing well?

He's never comfortable in his own scales.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

What do you call a lamington that weighs a lot?

A lamingTON!