What part of a fish weighs the most?

It's scales!

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What fish goes up the river at 100mph?

A motor pike!

Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

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Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

What part of a fish weighs the most?

It's scales!

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Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth?

Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.