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What part of a fish weighs the most?

It's scales!

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

What do you call a scale that always resets itself to zero?

Tareable

What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!