What part of a fish weighs the most?

It's scales!

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Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

An elephant's shadow!

Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.