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What part of a fish weighs the most?

It's scales!

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why did the blonde tie magnets to her fishing pole?

She was fishing for Steelhead Trout

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station