What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

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What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!

Shadow Jokes More Shadow Jokes

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Why do black people have white palms?

There is little bit of good in all of us. p.s. not racist, my shadow is black.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!