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What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a horse that's thinking of home?

Mentally in-stable.

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

Shadow Jokes More Shadow Jokes

Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

Where's the best place to weigh a pie?

Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.

What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!