What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

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Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

How did horses get to America in the 1700's?

On the Hayflower!

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What is it called when a prairie dog sees its shadow?

Total Eclipse of a Fart

What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

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What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus

What weighs 20 times a North Korean?

Kim Jong Un.