What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse?

Neighbor

What do you call a horse that's thinking of home?

Mentally in-stable.

Shadow Jokes More Shadow Jokes

Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

What is it called when a prairie dog sees its shadow?

Total Eclipse of a Fart

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause they had a weigh in the manger.

Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)