What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

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What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?

He was a rough rider!

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What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

No it is not r/shadow removed

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Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus