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What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse

What do you call a horse that is on fire?

Neighpalm

Shadow Jokes More Shadow Jokes

What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?

King Kong's shadow.