Shadow Jokes

Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

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What is it called when a prairie dog sees its shadow?

Total Eclipse of a Fart

What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

No it is not r/shadow removed

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

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How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

Collect!

What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!

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How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"

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What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

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What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

No it is not r/shadow removed

What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.

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What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

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What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

What do sea mammals say when something happens against their kind?

Oh, the huge-manatee

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Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken!

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Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving