Shadow Jokes

Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

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What is it called when a prairie dog sees its shadow?

Total Eclipse of a Fart

What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

No it is not r/shadow removed

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

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Darkness Jokes More Darkness Jokes

Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

Avenue Jokes More Avenue Jokes

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shade

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!

What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

King Kong Jokes More King Kong Jokes

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?

Oops! King Kong ring wrong.

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

What weighs 20 times a North Korean?

Kim Jong Un.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Shelf Jokes More Shelf Jokes

What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew