Shadow Jokes

Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What is it called when a prairie dog sees its shadow?

Total Eclipse of a Fart

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

What's the German super hero called?

Ale-Man

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

What kind of scary bees can produce milk?

Boo bees

Mole Jokes More Mole Jokes

What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

Shelf Jokes More Shelf Jokes

What do you call a short priest reaching for his Bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What do you call someone who never farts in public?

A PRIVATE TUTOR

What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

Ebenezer Scrooge Jokes More Ebenezer Scrooge Jokes

Why did Ebenezer Scrooge go to New York City?

To see the Grumpire State Building.

How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

Collect!

Dedicate Jokes More Dedicate Jokes

What do you call an American late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

"Nobody's perfect!"

Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.