Shadow Jokes

Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

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Why do black people have white palms?

There is little bit of good in all of us. p.s. not racist, my shadow is black.

What is it called when a prairie dog sees its shadow?

Total Eclipse of a Fart

What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

No it is not r/shadow removed

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

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What makes a little bit of sense, but you'll never understand?

Hobos

Why do black people have white hands and feet?

Because everyone has a little bit of good in them.

King Kong Jokes More King Kong Jokes

How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?

King Kong's shadow.

Good Jokes More Good Jokes

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son.

What's the best part of a boxer's joke?

The punch line Found in BL magazine

Avenue Jokes More Avenue Jokes

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

Because Germans like to march in the shade.

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

How do remove a bunch of drunk Canadians from the pool?

You ask them to leave.

What did the reddit admins say to the mods?

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German Soldier Jokes More German Soldier Jokes

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

Belgium Jokes More Belgium Jokes

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

Why is there very little honey in Belgium?

Because there is only one B in Belgium