Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.
Total Eclipse of a Fart
The shadow of his former shelf.
A horses shadow!
Getting new shoes every week.
Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.
Moonopoly.
He didn't like being spoken to in that voice.
An Hippic fail.
If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.
A tutor.
Most of the jokes in this subreddit.
By posting it over and over on the same subreddit
The Imperial March.
So the Germans can march in the shade
Irrelephant.
An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!
The Dead Sea.
At a ghastly station.
