Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.
Total Eclipse of a Fart
No it is not r/shadow removed
The shadow of his former shelf.
A horses shadow!
Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.
Monkey business.
A terrified postman.
German soldiers like to march in the shade.
So the German soldiers can march in shade.
An anti-derivative.
Batman can go to the store without robin Edit: glad you'll liked it
Their neighbor
He wanted a Trigger warning.
Tsunami
P.S. I Love You
Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)
An Oncologist
Jury Curls
He wears the cardboard box on his boots.
Brusselsprouts
