Shadow Jokes

Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

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Why do black people have white palms?

There is little bit of good in all of us. p.s. not racist, my shadow is black.

What is it called when a prairie dog sees its shadow?

Total Eclipse of a Fart

What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

No it is not r/shadow removed

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

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Subreddit Jokes More Subreddit Jokes

Which of the Three R's does this subreddit like to do the most?

Reuse.

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What did the blonde think of the new computer?

She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

Why does Jared love 6-inch subs?

He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls

Belgium Jokes More Belgium Jokes

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

Ze Hoegaarden.

King Kong Jokes More King Kong Jokes

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of jokes does a mute clown tell?

Dumb ones!

What kind of database does a Pokdex use?

PokMongoDB

Avenue Jokes More Avenue Jokes

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

Because Germans like to march in the shade.

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Mole Jokes More Mole Jokes

How many moles are in a guacamole?

Avacado's number.

What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

What does Hillary's emails and a racist post have in common?

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What starts with r and ends with d?

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