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What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

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Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

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Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

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What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

Get a broom.

What do you call a guy that never farts in public?

A privet tutor

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What do you call someone who never farts in public?

A PRIVATE TUTOR

What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.