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What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Why did the skeleton burp in the church?

He didn't have the guts to fart

What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

What do you call it when you refuse to do core workouts?

Abstinence.

Public Jokes More Public Jokes

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

Get a broom.

Private Tutor Jokes More Private Tutor Jokes

Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

What do you call a person who farts in private?

A private tutor