A Private Tutor.
Im farting carrots, im farting carrots...
He sat in his own pew.
Non-habit forming
It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity
Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public
Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
Because she was a private tutor
