What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

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How does a blacksmith know you farted?

He smelt it

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

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What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

What do you call someone who never farts in public?

A PRIVATE TUTOR

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What do you call a person who farts in private?

A private tutor

What do you call someone who never farts in public?

A PRIVATE TUTOR