What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

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What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Hey we have a toot in common.

How are farts and Ancient Egypt similar?

They both have a Tutankhamun.

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What do you call a dress that refuses to learn?

Clothes-minded.

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

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What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.

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Get a broom.

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What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor