How are farts and Ancient Egypt similar?

They both have a Tutankhamun.

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Who teaches you how to fart?

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What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

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How are farts and Ancient Egypt similar?

They both have a Tutankhamun.