How are farts and Ancient Egypt similar?

They both have a Tutankhamun.

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What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

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What do you call two Egyptians who've farted at the same time?

Tutankhamun.

Why do all Egyptian's farts smell the same?

Because they have a tutankhamun!