Fart
He sat in his own pew.
When you can burp and taste it.
A tutor.
Ice melt it.
A Private Tutor.
Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.
A fart taking the elevator.
It's more fun to break wind
A sphinxter.
They both have a Tutankhamun.
Toot uncommon
A tooter. (thanks, honey)
A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.
A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.
A PRIVATE TUTOR
A compooter. 8D
Because it was a noble gas
Total Eclipse of a Fart
A private tutor
A tutor
It doesn't have windows.
Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.
There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.
Because she was a private tutor
He has to have someone to blame the farts on.
A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.
Best game of Highway Jeopardy ever.
A fart with a lump in it
Gas money
He farts.
Air to the throne.
Hey we have a toot in common.
You sit in your own pew
A tooter
He didn't have the guts to fart
He smelt it
A private tutor.
Air Force
You love your own, but hate everyone else's.
Putin
We only have a Toot in common.
UCLA.
The letter "m."
8 a bit music.
Micro chips
Holy smoke!
I'm funny that way.
He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed.
With a pair of Caesars.
The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC
Because it's the first Indy movie.
It's a Moray.
In the *pew*.
It needed a filling.
Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today
