Fart
He sat in his own pew.
They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.
When you can burp and taste it.
A tutor.
Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty
Ice melt it.
Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!
A midnight snack A hot Breakfast
A Private Tutor.
Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.
Im farting carrots, im farting carrots...
A fart taking the elevator.
It's more fun to break wind
A sphinxter.
He still has some whistle left in his fart.
They both have a Tutankhamun.
Toot uncommon
A tooter. (thanks, honey)
A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.
A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.
A PRIVATE TUTOR
He farts.
That you to fart.
A compooter. 8D
Because it was a noble gas
Total Eclipse of a Fart
A private tutor
A tutor
It doesn't have windows.
Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.
There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.
What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve
Because she was a private tutor
He has to have someone to blame the farts on.
A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.
Best game of Highway Jeopardy ever.
A fart with a lump in it
Then, fart.
Gas money
Air to the throne.
Hey we have a toot in common.
You sit in your own pew
A tooter
He didn't have the guts to fart
He smelt it
A private tutor.
Air Force
You love your own, but hate everyone else's.
Putin
Son: "Who's farted"
We only have a Toot in common.
A Step-Stool
CELINE WUT R U DION
They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.
She needed some better grip on her broomstick.
Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".
In a casino, you really mean it.
To avoid criticism and comparison.
They lived harpily ever after!
People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.
Free shotgun
Byte-sized.
Beans on post!
Around Thevenin the morning
Not Apple Jacks
A baby with burst armbands.
Elton's John
