Fart
He sat in his own pew.
They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.
When you can burp and taste it.
A tutor.
Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty
Ice melt it.
Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!
A midnight snack A hot Breakfast
A Private Tutor.
Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.
Im farting carrots, im farting carrots...
A fart taking the elevator.
It's more fun to break wind
A sphinxter.
He still has some whistle left in his fart.
They both have a Tutankhamun.
Toot uncommon
A tooter. (thanks, honey)
A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.
A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.
A PRIVATE TUTOR
He farts.
That you to fart.
A compooter. 8D
Because it was a noble gas
Total Eclipse of a Fart
A private tutor
A tutor
It doesn't have windows.
Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.
There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.
What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve
Because she was a private tutor
He has to have someone to blame the farts on.
A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.
Best game of Highway Jeopardy ever.
A fart with a lump in it
Then, fart.
Gas money
Air to the throne.
Hey we have a toot in common.
You sit in your own pew
A tooter
He didn't have the guts to fart
He smelt it
A private tutor.
Air Force
You love your own, but hate everyone else's.
Putin
Son: "Who's farted"
We only have a Toot in common.
Getting McCafe on McAfee
You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich
Neither one knows how to whistle!
Second Caribou: Micky Moth!
Toot and Car Man.
Toot-in-common
Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it A: I'm lazy to list them all...
To do *To do *To do to do to do to do to doooooo
Urine-nation!
Urine big trouble...
I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?
She had mittens!
He gets mourning wood.
Mourning wood
Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.
