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What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

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What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Issues a royal pardon!

Who burped at the big bad wolf?

Little Rude Riding Hood!

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What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave?

We only have a Toot in common.

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

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What did Kenny G say when he got off the elevator?

From Stephen King - The Cell)

What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.