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What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

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Burp Jokes More Burp Jokes

What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.