What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

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Who burped at the big bad wolf?

Little Rude Riding Hood!

What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

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What does the US military and a fart have in common?

Air Force

Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

Im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

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What's red, round and goes up and down, up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator?

It could get you an in descent exposure charge.