What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

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What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!

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What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

Why can't you fart in an apple car?

It doesn't have windows.

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What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

What's red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.