What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

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Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!

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What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

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How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.