Burp Jokes

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

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Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

What does a king do when he burps?

He issues a royal pardon.

Who burped at the big bad wolf?

Little Rude Riding Hood!

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Issues a royal pardon!

What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

How do sharks like their steak?

Whale-done

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call the runs in space?

The floats

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What did the fisherman do on his date?

Netfish and krill

What's India's most popular dating service?

Connect the Dots.

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

What does Brian Johnson say on the beach?

I see the sea...

Footballer Jokes More Footballer Jokes

What did the German Footballer name his pet?

Schweinsteiger.

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

Big Bad Wolf Jokes More Big Bad Wolf Jokes

Who's there! A Fred! A Fred who?

Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf

What Hogwarts house was the Big Bad Wolf in?

Hufflepuff

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

How is God just like a regular man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.