Burp Jokes

Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

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What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

What does a king do when he burps?

He issues a royal pardon.

Who burped at the big bad wolf?

Little Rude Riding Hood!

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Issues a royal pardon!

What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!

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They speak with forked tongues!

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

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Why did the skeleton burp?

Because he didn't have the guts to fart.

Why did the skeleton burp in the church?

He didn't have the guts to fart

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How does the queen bee get around the hive?

She's throne.

How do Australian bees please the queen bee?

They bee hive

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Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.

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Why is everyone tired of the king playing video poker on his porcelain throne?

Cause they're sick of all his royal flushes.

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Barbers.

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What do you call a waffle that burps too much?

A belchin waffle.

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego

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What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Issues a royal pardon!

What does a king do when he burps?

He issues a royal pardon.

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