Burp Jokes

Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

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What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

What does a king do when he burps?

He issues a royal pardon.

Who burped at the big bad wolf?

Little Rude Riding Hood!

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Issues a royal pardon!

What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!

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Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

Bob

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

Big Bad Wolf Jokes More Big Bad Wolf Jokes

What Hogwarts house was the Big Bad Wolf in?

Hufflepuff

Who's there! A Fred! A Fred who?

Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How can you tell when a blonde is dating?

By the buckle print on her forehead.

What's a calender's favorite fruit?

Dates.

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw

What do you call 10 politicians at the bottom of the sea?

A good start.

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why did the skeleton burp in the church?

He didn't have the guts to fart

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

What's the favourite flavour of sharks?

Shark-o-late!

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Why is the dog man's best friend?

He has to have someone to blame the farts on.

What is it called when a prairie dog sees its shadow?

Total Eclipse of a Fart