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Burp Jokes

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

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Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

What does a king do when he burps?

He issues a royal pardon.

Who burped at the big bad wolf?

Little Rude Riding Hood!

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Issues a royal pardon!

What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!

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What did Kenny G say when he got off the elevator?

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What's yellow and goes up and down?

A banana in an elevator.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

What happens on the first date with Bill Cosby?

I don't remember

Skeleton Burp Jokes More Skeleton Burp Jokes

Why did the skeleton burp?

Because he didn't have the guts to fart.

Why did the skeleton burp in the church?

He didn't have the guts to fart

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Where did Little Johnny go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere.

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

Annie Jokes More Annie Jokes

What's next?

A young feminist orphan Annie

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

Royal Pardon Jokes More Royal Pardon Jokes

What does a king do when he burps?

He issues a royal pardon.

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Issues a royal pardon!