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Annie Jokes

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What is Rick Grimes' favorite thing under the sea?

CORALL!

What do you call 20,000 lawyers under the sea?

A good start.

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

What doesn't float to the top when it dies?

A day old reddit post.

Burp Jokes More Burp Jokes

What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Issues a royal pardon!