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Annie Jokes

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What's next?

A young feminist orphan Annie

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

Why did the integer drown?

Because it can't float.

What do you call the only wood that doesn't float?

Natalie.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

To promote off-shore drilling.

How does a sea urchin search the internet?

Sea urchingine

Burp Jokes More Burp Jokes

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Issues a royal pardon!

Who burped at the big bad wolf?

Little Rude Riding Hood!