Annie Jokes

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

Bob

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

Burp Jokes More Burp Jokes

Who burped at the big bad wolf?

Little Rude Riding Hood!

What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did the cheeseburger name her daughter?

Patty.

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

She went to sea a movie.