What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty

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What do you call a girl on the grill?

Patty

What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

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What did the cheeseburger name her daughter?

Patty.

What do you get when you are the daughter of Rodney Dangerfield and Aretha Franklin?

No R-E-S-P-E-C-T.

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Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.