What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty

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What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty

What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

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What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"

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What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!