What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty

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What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

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Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.