What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty

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What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

What did the cheeseburger name her daughter?

Patty.

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What do you do if your daughter gets dirty in the laundry room?

You washer and dryer.

What did Michael Jackson almost name his daughter?

Nata-LEE-HEE!

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What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!