What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty

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What did one beef patty say to the other beef patty?

Will you be my grill friend

What do you call a woman made out of beef?

Patty

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What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue

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What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.