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What did the cheeseburger name her daughter?

Patty.

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How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty

What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty

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Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

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How do you make a cheeseburger sad?

Make it with blue cheese!

What do some people have against cheeseburgers?

They say 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'