What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

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I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

What gives a gorilla good taste?

Four years in an Ivy League school!

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What do you call a girl on the grill?

Patty

What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

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How did the other stay on?

He was a little more on...

What do little green men do to stay in shape?

They do Yoda.

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What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

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What do you call an Irish armchair?

Patty O'Furniture

What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.