Whats Irish and stays out all night?

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

Whats with the wheel on your john?

The pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

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What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

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How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

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Whats Irish and stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture