What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year?

Because everyone wishes him a new ear.

Patty Jokes More Patty Jokes

What do you call a girl on the grill?

Patty

What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.

What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What kind of book does an Irish cultist read?

The Leprenomichaun.

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

Patty O'furniture Jokes More Patty O'furniture Jokes

Whats Irish and stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?

Patty O'Furniture.