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Whats Irish and stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

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Whats the world weakest animal?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him!

Whats the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?

About 3 weeks.

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What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

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What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

What do you call a fake Irish diamond?

A shamrock.

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What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture

What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?

Patty O'Furniture.