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What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill...

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How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill...

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What does a necrophiliac say to confess his love for someone?

You're dead to me

Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

Energy Jokes More Energy Jokes

What is the unit of energy?

Students: Yes!

Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before marriage?

Feyonce

What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage