What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill...

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare?

They're practically non existent.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do Japanese people love mechs so much?

Because of all the metal in their brains.

What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

Energy Jokes More Energy Jokes

What is the unit of energy?

Students: Yes!

Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.