What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill...

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why are the ladies thirsty so thirsty for my love?

It's Minute Made

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Energy Jokes More Energy Jokes

Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

How much energy does hova's DeLorean require?

1.21 jigga watts

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.