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What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill...

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why was the kamikaze pilot so depressed?

He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral.

Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

What do geeks and nerds love but cant have?

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Energy Jokes More Energy Jokes

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again