What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill...

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life

Where have you been my whole life?

I said "SOBER"

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

What do you call two couches that are in love with each other?

Homosectionals.

Energy Jokes More Energy Jokes

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.