What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill...

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

What do you do if life gives you melons?

You're dyslexic.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did the SpaceX rocket explode?

Because I don't love you anymore.

What's a pirates favourite letter?

You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".

Energy Jokes More Energy Jokes

Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before marriage?

Feyonce

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.