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What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill...

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

How's life?

She asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What country do cows love to visit?

Moo Zealand!

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

Energy Jokes More Energy Jokes

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

What do you call a love story between resistance and energy?

Omhmeo and Jouleiet

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage?

You may now "hiss" the bride.

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.