Energy Jokes

Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

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Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

How much energy does hova's DeLorean require?

1.21 jigga watts

What do you call a love story between resistance and energy?

Omhmeo and Jouleiet

Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter.

What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill...

What is the unit of energy?

Students: Yes!

Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

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What do you say to give an electrician encouragement?

You conduit!

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They always get stuck at "C".

Recycle Jokes More Recycle Jokes

Why is Lance Armstrong a good citizen?

Because he is always recycling

Which one of the smurfs is the only one to recycle?

Smurfette, as she's the only one with a blue box!

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What has 6 eyes but cant see?

3 blind mice.

What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston Marathon finish line.

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What is not a truck crashing into people?

Nice.

What do you do if your video card driver keeps crashing?

Take away it's drivers license.

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What does a necrophiliac say to confess his love for someone?

You're dead to me

Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

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What's the absolute worst city to live in?

An atroCITY.

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

USB

Heisenberg Jokes More Heisenberg Jokes

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.