Energy Jokes

Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

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Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

How much energy does hova's DeLorean require?

1.21 jigga watts

What do you call a love story between resistance and energy?

Omhmeo and Jouleiet

Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter.

What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill...

Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know Satan's barbeque ribs are good?

Cos they're trident tested.

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

Form Jokes More Form Jokes

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

What's the form of public transit most rife with filth and disease?

Let's name our sandwich shop after it

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

How do you handle a redheads anger?

Gingerly.

Recycle Jokes More Recycle Jokes

What is the most environmentally friendly game company?

The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years.

What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

What batteries do turtles use?

Durashells

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How man nihilists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter.

How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.

Discuss Jokes More Discuss Jokes

Why do soccer announcers make terrible business executives?

They constantly discuss productivity GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAALs.

What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

Discuss