Energy Jokes

Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

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Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

How much energy does hova's DeLorean require?

1.21 jigga watts

What do you call a love story between resistance and energy?

Omhmeo and Jouleiet

Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)

What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill...

What is the unit of energy?

Students: Yes!

Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

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Ground State Jokes More Ground State Jokes

Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.

Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

Organization Jokes More Organization Jokes

What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.

What do you call the headquarters of an organization of space terrorists?

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Hypocrite Jokes More Hypocrite Jokes

Who does a hypocrite really hate?

A hypocrite!

What do you call an equation with no solution?

A hypocrite.

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What do you call a love story between resistance and energy?

Omhmeo and Jouleiet

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

Paul Walker Jokes More Paul Walker Jokes

How does Furious 7 end?

Paul Walker dies.

What shampoo did Paul Walker use?

Head and shoulders, they were on the dashboard

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

Where do hamburgers go to dance?

The meat-ball.

How did the jury find the hamburger?

Grill-ty as charred!

Heisenberg Jokes More Heisenberg Jokes

Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?

When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.