Energy Jokes

Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

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Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

How much energy does hova's DeLorean require?

1.21 jigga watts

What do you call a love story between resistance and energy?

Omhmeo and Jouleiet

Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)

What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill...

What is the unit of energy?

Students: Yes!

Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

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What do you call a group of twelve, angry, well-endowed men?

A hung jury.

What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why do procrastinators live the longest?

Because they die at the last second.

Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the Flower say to the Bees?

You know you want it, Honey

Why did the student study in an airplane?

He wanted a higher education!

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

Why do scientists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium, you'd barium!

How does a scientist freshen their breath?

With experi-mints!

Ground State Jokes More Ground State Jokes

Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.

Electrician Jokes More Electrician Jokes

Why do electricians make good mediators?

Because they're good at finding common ground.

What do electricians say when they meditate?

Ohm...

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)