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Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

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Why was the juice company losing customers?

There was no punch-line.

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An amber alert was issued

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A morris dancer!

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

Gnocchi

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Why did Barty Crouch Jr. stop drinking?

It was making him Moody Edit: Guys, its a Harry Potter Joke for those who don't get it.

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A bus driver can't change his stops.

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How do you know a wood pieces history?

You check its logbook

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What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

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What is a redditors worst nightmare?

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A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

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Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?

When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.

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Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.