Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

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Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

Why did Brazil lose the World Cup?

Weak back.

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What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

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How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.

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How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?

Just check for fresh prince

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

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What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

How do you make 7 even?

By removing the S

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Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

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Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.