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What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

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What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?

Don't look I'm changing!

Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down?

Triple, eh?

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What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

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What's your favorite pickup line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

How do you get a Ford recalled?

Wait.