What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

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Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

Motorcycles don't have trunks

What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

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I expect to Potter-own 'em.

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What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

What would Chrysler's version of the Ford Focus be called?

Chrysler Concentrate