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What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

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How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

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What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

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What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

How is a voiceless crow like a Ford dealer?

They both have broken kaa's.