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What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How's my driving?

Sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift

Purchase Jokes More Purchase Jokes

What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

Ford Jokes More Ford Jokes

Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

How do you get a Ford recalled?

Wait.