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What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

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What did the Japanese soda say to Papa John after he crashed his car?

I'm really sodie pop.

What kind of car does a cat drive?

A Cadillac.

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

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What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

What do you call a Ford on top of a hill?

A lie