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What's the difference between Whitney Houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A!

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that.

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!

Whitney Houston Jokes More Whitney Houston Jokes

Why can't Whitney Houston be a pharmacist?

She over doses

What's Whitney Houston's favorite car?

Hyuuuuuuundaaaaaiiiieeeiiii