What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

How awesome were the 50s?

None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals.

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the difference between a masochist and a blogger?

There's none, both live for the hits.

How does Negan hit a home run?

With a Lucille Ball.

Whitney Houston Jokes More Whitney Houston Jokes

What is Whitney Houston's favorite kind of coordination?

Hand EYEEEEEIIIEEE.....

What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEE