What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

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Why is Whitney Houston good at video games?

One of her strong suits is HAAND EEEEEEEYYYEEEE coordination.

What is Whitney Houston's best kind of coordination?

Hand EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEE