What's the difference between Whitney houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

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Whats the difference from a terrorist and a psychopath?

A llahu akbar

What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

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How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

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How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Please get out of the swimming pool

Who are some of the best readers in the world?

World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!

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What is Pink and lies on the doormat?

Whitney Houston's Valentines Day Cards

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Houston, TX?

Houston, TX will once again reach 98 degrees.