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What's the difference between Whitney Houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between 1 Gb and 2 Gb?

Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl?

A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

Whitney Houston Jokes More Whitney Houston Jokes

What's Whitney Houston's favorite kind of coordination?

HAND-EEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEE

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Amy Winehouse?

About 204 days.