What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

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What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

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What do you call an elite team of crime solving tree surgeons?

Special branch.

Why is Xena never charged with any crime?

Because she's Lucy Lawless

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What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

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What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.