What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

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What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

What do you call 50 feminists on a bus?

Trick Question. You can't fit 50 feminists on a bus.

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Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism

What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

An innocent bystumbler

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What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

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What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.