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What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

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What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

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What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

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What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

How do you increase a pirates morale?

Mor ale