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What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

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Who are some of the best readers in the world?

World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

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What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage?

It was wrong on so many levels.

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Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

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What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released?

An increase in battery cases.