What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

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What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

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What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

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Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.