What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

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Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

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What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

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What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

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How do you increase a pirates morale?

Mor ale

What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.