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What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

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Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

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How does a Russian catch fish?

A niet!

How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

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Why did the horror fan switch off Cujo?

Because he felt like IT

How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

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Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released?

An increase in battery cases.