What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

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How many tickles does a Japanese school girl want?

Tentickles.

How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

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Where do the Russian separatists go to complain about their lives?

Crimea River

How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

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What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

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What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

How do you increase a pirates morale?

Mor ale