What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

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What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

Why do you want your lawyer to be a U2 fan?

Cos they're always pro-Bono

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Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?

They say he was snowed in.

Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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Why did Kesha switch "$" back to an "s"?

Because she no longer has a dollar to her name.

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

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What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.