How is a voiceless crow like a Ford dealer?

They both have broken kaa's.

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Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

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Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?

It said Focus.

What would Chrysler's version of the Ford Focus be called?

Chrysler Concentrate