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How is a voiceless crow like a Ford dealer?

They both have broken kaa's.

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How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

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What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.