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What's grey and can't fly?

A parking lot.

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What is big hairy and can fly?

King Kongcorde!

Why is everyone smiling at me today?

Checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.

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What does a high school dance have in common with the parking lot at a Keith Urban concert?

Lots of bad pickup lines.

When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a parking lot.