What's grey and can't fly?

A parking lot.

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Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a parking lot.

What's grey and can't fly?

A parking lot.