What's grey and can't fly?

A parking lot.

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What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland

Why is peter pan always flying?

Because he neverlands

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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a parking lot.

What does a high school dance have in common with the parking lot at a Keith Urban concert?

Lots of bad pickup lines.