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What's grey and can't fly?

A parking lot.

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Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a parking lot.

What does a high school dance have in common with the parking lot at a Keith Urban concert?

Lots of bad pickup lines.