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Why is a duck when it's round?

Because the farther it flies, the fewer.

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What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

What do you call a turlte that flies?

A shellocopter. damn homies

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When ducks fly in a V, why is one side of the V longer than the other?

There are more ducks on that side.

What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance