Why is a duck when it's round?

Because the farther it flies, the fewer.

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What's gray and can't fly?

A parking lot.

How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

By scareplane.

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Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance