Why is a duck when it's round?

Because the farther it flies, the fewer.

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What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

What does a Bird and a fridge have in common?

They Can Both fly except the fridge.

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Why did the duck cross the road?

To get some quack

How does a duck pay for lipstick?

She puts it on her bill