Why is a duck when it's round?

Because the farther it flies, the fewer.

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What do you call Americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

How do rabbits fly?

In hareplanes.

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How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.