Why is a duck when it's round?

Because the farther it flies, the fewer.

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What is a common question at lizards' fast food joints?

You want flies with that?

How cute does someone have to be for sparks to fly?

Electro

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What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck.... with hiccups.

When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.