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Why is a duck when it's round?

Because the farther it flies, the fewer.

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Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he neverlands

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What is Iraq's national bird?

Duck.

What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up