What is a common question at lizards' fast food joints?

You want flies with that?

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What did the zombie farmer say he wanted?

Grrraaaaiiinnns...

Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

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What is long, brown and covered in flies?

The welfare line.

Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

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What's the most common question in Quantum Physics?

I don't know

What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use