What is a common question at lizards' fast food joints?

You want flies with that?

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Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

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Why doesn't Tyrannosaurus Rex fly?

They're all dead!

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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What is a common question at lizards' fast food joints?

You want flies with that?

What's the most common question in Quantum Physics?

I don't know