What would you call it if pigs were fly...

What do we want...?

LOW FLYING AIRPLANES!" When do we want it "NEEEEOOOOOOOOOOW"

What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What are pigskins used for?

Holding the pig together.

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

Flu Jokes More Flu Jokes

What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

How did you get here?

He asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."