What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, how did they get in there anyway?

Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

Yesterday Jokes More Yesterday Jokes

Why are you calling me Grandpa?

Because I couldn't find it yesterday.

What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig that's a lumber jack?

Well you call him porkchop

When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

Flu Jokes More Flu Jokes

What does Isaac Asimov take when he has the flu?

I, Robotussin.

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

A flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.