What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

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What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.

What happened to Ed's girlfriend?

Sheeran

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Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

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Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

What do flies wear on their feet?

Shoos.

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What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Streaky bacon!

What do you call a pig that losses its voice?

Disgruntled

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What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu.