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What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

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What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...

What is big hairy and can fly faster than sound?

King Koncord.

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Why are you calling me Grandpa?

Because I couldn't find it yesterday.

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

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What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?

A teddy boar!

What do you call a pig making cookies?

Bakin'!

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What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

A flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!