What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

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What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.

Why are you calling me Grandpa?

Because I couldn't find it yesterday.

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What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

What do you call a pig with the flu?

A swine swine.

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What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

What does Isaac Asimov take when he has the flu?

I, Robotussin.