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What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What did one frog say.to the other?

Time's sure fun when you're having flies!

What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp?

I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.

Yesterday Jokes More Yesterday Jokes

What do you call a Mexican baby born yesterday?

Diego

How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes.

Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.

Flu Jokes More Flu Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

How did you get here?

He asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."