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What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

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What goes zzub-zzub?

A bee flying backwards

What do you a pterodactyl that can't fly?

Inosaur.

Yesterday Jokes More Yesterday Jokes

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

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What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

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How did you get here?

He asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."

What does Isaac Asimov take when he has the flu?

I, Robotussin.