What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

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What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

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What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?

Wookieeleaks

Why do they call wood carving "whittling"?

Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.

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Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.

What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?

Caribou can't fly.

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Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

Where do flying pigs land?

The airpork!

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What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.