Swine Flu Jokes

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

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Why was the cop absent from work?

He had swine flu

What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu.

How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

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A flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

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A swine swine.

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Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

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What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

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What do you call a flying pig?

Swine flu

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Dolla Grills, Yo

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They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.

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How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

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What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required