What animal do you get when shake a pig?

A ham-stir

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What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.

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What shakes at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

Why are protein shakes such loners?

They're whey isolate.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.