What animal do you get when shake a pig?

A ham-stir

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What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

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Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

Why was the dog shaking?

He had Barkinson's

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What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.