What animal do you get when shake a pig?

A ham-stir

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What animal has bad memory and climbs mountains?

A Forgoat.

What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite song?

Shake It Off

Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

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What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

Why do pigs run into trees?

To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.