What animal do you get when shake a pig?

A ham-stir

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What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor

What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events?

A topical rainforest.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Amahl. Amahl who?

Amahl shook up!

Why didn't you answer me?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!

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What do you call a pig behind a car wheel?

A ham brake!

Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.