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What animal do you get when shake a pig?

A ham-stir

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What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

What animal do you get when shake a pig?

A ham-stir

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How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

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Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

Because it was always running out of the pen.