What animal do you get when shake a pig?

A ham-stir

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What animals are poor dancers?

Four-legged ones because they have two left feet.

What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

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Why do little dogs shake so much?

They have Barkinson's

What is Michael J Fox's favourite song?

Shake It Off by Tayler Swift

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What do you call a pig that's a lumber jack?

Well you call him porkchop

Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

It was all-oink-lusive.