A nervous wreck.
A centipede
They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.
He saw the bottom of the ocean
On a map!
He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.
Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.
A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.