What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a pc that fell in the ocean?

A Dell rolling in the deep.

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

Why do little dogs shake so much?

They have Barkinson's

Nervous Wreck Jokes More Nervous Wreck Jokes

What is quivering at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.