What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?

Because eggs were going up!

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Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

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Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

Knock knock. Who's there? Amahl. Amahl who?

Amahl shook up!

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What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

What is quivering at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.