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What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?

Someone is lying.

How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What's the highest point in the ocean?

The Marijuanas Trench.

What do you call a personal laptop floating in the ocean?

A Dell - Rolling In The Deep

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

How does Michael J Fox take his martinis?

Shaken. Not stirred

What do a baby and a martini have in common?

I prefer both of them shaken

Nervous Wreck Jokes More Nervous Wreck Jokes

What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.