What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?

Someone is lying.

How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What is an obstetrician's favorite part of the ocean?

It's the sea section.

What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?

A little shaken.

Nervous Wreck Jokes More Nervous Wreck Jokes

What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.