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How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What is the most important use for cowhide?

To hold the cow together.

What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

What's worse than 9/11?

311 Credit goes to my friend Max.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Who went into a witche's den and came out alive?

The witch!

Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?

To keep her head warm.

Pan Jokes More Pan Jokes

What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!

How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

What did the Pope say to the hot atheist girl?

Shake that blasphemy

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

What is grey, very big and when it falls out of a tree the stove breaks?

The stove.

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Scramble Egg Jokes More Scramble Egg Jokes

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

What did the hen say when she saw the scrambled eggs?

My poor, mixed-up kids...

Fright Jokes More Fright Jokes

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'