How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What can we do to stop polluting our waters?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street?

Get a broom, you two.

Pan Jokes More Pan Jokes

What does a black and white bear use to cook its dinner?

A pan, duh!

How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

Who's there! Bacon! Bacon who?

Bacon a cake for your birthday!

What did one sunbathing pig say to another?

I'm bacon.

Curl Jokes More Curl Jokes

What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

It's called "Curl Up and Dye."