How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

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Why did the integer stop multiplying with other integers of equal value?

He was Squared Straight.

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Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

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You can hear their brooms tick!

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Take away its brooms.

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The pan... duh

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A pan, duh!

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To start some bacon

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Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!