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How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

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Why do the police hate teenage fireflies?

They never stop lighting up.

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

How do you pick up my ex girlfriend?

With a broom and a dustpan.

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How are bears related to cooking?

The pan... duh

Why does Peter Pan fly?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

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What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

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How do hair stylists get in shape?

Curling Iron.

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.