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What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

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What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

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What do you call a Graveyard built on sandstone?

A sedimentary.

Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

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How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

How do hair stylists get in shape?

Curling Iron.