What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

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Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

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Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all of the coffin.

Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

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Which sport is more lame: frisbee, or curling?

Discus

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.