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What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

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What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.

Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Curl Jokes More Curl Jokes

How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.