What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

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Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

How do you call it when a blond girl dyes her hair brunette?

Artificial Intelligence.

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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

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Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.