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What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

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What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

How do you call it when a blond girl dyes her hair brunette?

Artificial Intelligence.

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What do you call a Graveyard built on sandstone?

A sedimentary.

Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.