What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

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Dye Jokes More Dye Jokes

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Curl Jokes More Curl Jokes

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.