Graveyard Jokes

How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.

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How do you get honey from a graveyard?

From a zombee!

Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

What do you call a Graveyard built on sandstone?

A sedimentary.

Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all of the coffin.

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.

Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

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Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.

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