What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

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Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

How are women and rocks alike?

You skip across the flat ones.

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What did the janitor get for his birthday?

A urinal cake.

Why did the californian celebrate his birthday a day earlier?

He moved down-under!!

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How does a Trigonometry teacher appreciate his girlfriend?

Oh baby, you are so (1/cos C)!!!

Why was 10 scared?

Because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated

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Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

Why did the geologist get divorced?

He took his wife for granite.

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What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.