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What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

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Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

Because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife?

Thanks for the mammaries.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

What did Michael Jackson almost name his daughter?

Nata-LEE-HEE!

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

Forget about it.

How did the programmer celebrate his birthday?

Var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";

Sediment Jokes More Sediment Jokes

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

Gravel Jokes More Gravel Jokes

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

Why did a pile of gravel go to jail?

Aggregated basalt