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What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

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What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad

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When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

What's a swear word?

Me: A bad word moms and dads only say when they're mad.3:Me:3: Is my middle name a swear word

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What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

Why was Mr. Behaving sad?

His daughter was always Ms. Behaving.

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What does a clam do on his birthday?

He shellabrates!

Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

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What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

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What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

Why did a pile of gravel go to jail?

Aggregated basalt