What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

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What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

What did your husband say?

He said 'Thank you'.

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Where did our son go?

What son *Dad cries with joy

Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it

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What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

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What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

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What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

Why did a pile of gravel go to jail?

Aggregated basalt