What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Why don't Canadians have many orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

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How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

Who would win in a fight...your mom or your dad?

From the looks of it, your dad won

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How did the Otaku Redneck guy name his daughter?

Annie Mae

Why was Mr. Behaving sad?

His daughter was always Ms. Behaving.

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What's the worst thing to give a norteno on their birthday?

A SURprise party!!

What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents

Sediment Jokes More Sediment Jokes

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

Gravel Jokes More Gravel Jokes

Why did a pile of gravel go to jail?

Aggregated basalt

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments