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What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

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What is a baby's favorite Fall Out Boy song?

Thanks For The Mammaries

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

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What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask)

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Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.

How did Bill Cosby find his daughter in the woods?

Pretty good

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How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

What do you say to Aziz Ansari when you forget his birthday?

Aziz, I'm sorry.

Sediment Jokes More Sediment Jokes

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

Gravel Jokes More Gravel Jokes

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

Why did a pile of gravel go to jail?

Aggregated basalt