What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

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How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

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What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What did the teenage crow want for his birthday?

A-CAW!

How old were you on your last birthday?

Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today.

Sediment Jokes More Sediment Jokes

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

Gravel Jokes More Gravel Jokes

Why did a pile of gravel go to jail?

Aggregated basalt

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments