He took his wife for granite.
Because they can get their whole grains.
I am going to make the bedrock.
May I have Eurasian plate?
Don't take me for granite!
I appreciate the sediment.
His boss always took him for granite.
They like rock.
He fell into it.
Rock concerts.*
Because they practice relative dating!
He was doing crystal math.
Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.
Red, it gold.
Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.
L-mayo
Ka-Mayomayo
Because he was in bread!
Older
I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!
HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"
The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.
You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers
The moovies
They go to the mooooovies.
Because he took his job for granite
I'm always taken for granite!
The both leave your crotch on fire
Never leave your buddy's behind.
