Geologist Jokes

Why did the geologist get divorced?

He took his wife for granite.

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Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.

What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don't take me for granite!

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes?

He fell into it.

Where do geologists go for entertainment?

Rock concerts.*

What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

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My career is in Jeopardy!

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Whatever floats his boat.

Where do geologists go for entertainment?

Rock concerts.*

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Because he thinks it doesn't matter if you make it or not

Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

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Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

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It's mistaken for granite.

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Sorry, eh.

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