He took his wife for granite.
Because they can get their whole grains.
I am going to make the bedrock.
May I have Eurasian plate?
Don't take me for granite!
I appreciate the sediment.
His boss always took him for granite.
They like rock.
He fell into it.
Rock concerts.*
Because they practice relative dating!
He was doing crystal math.
Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.
Red, it gold.
Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.
Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)
Inspecting mirrors
Because nobody made sandwiches
They are always a bit METEOR!
Because he thought people were taking him for granite.
When she has a belt-buckle imprint on her forehead
It's full of Boo's and Spirits.
Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.
Past tense.
Pair of medics.
When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!
3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.
He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".
A lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.
A signtist!
