He took his wife for granite.
Because they can get their whole grains.
I am going to make the bedrock.
May I have Eurasian plate?
Don't take me for granite!
I appreciate the sediment.
His boss always took him for granite.
They like rock.
He fell into it.
Rock concerts.*
Because they practice relative dating!
He was doing crystal math.
Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.
Red, it gold.
Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.
A master master.
Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.
Thanks for all the sediment.
Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.
Because of all the sandwiches there.
He liked to chop and change!
Cause Allies don't like axis powers
Because it was the first Indie film.
X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.
They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.
Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)
It'll Dimsum.
Use the fork, Luke.
Older
Get married on his birthday.
