What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

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Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

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What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

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What's the difference between a Pound and a Dollar?

A dollar

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

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What do you always get on your birthday?

Another year older!birt

What do you say to Aziz Ansari when you forget his birthday?

Aziz, I'm sorry.