What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.

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What's the difference between Batman and Blackman?

Batman can go to the store without robin Edit: glad you'll liked it

What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

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How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

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What's a dog's least favorite unit of measurement?

Pounds

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for his Birthday?

He felt his presents.

What do you always get on your birthday?

Another year older!birt