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What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and Windows 10?

A dog knows what is 'no'.

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony

What's the difference between people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

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How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm

Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

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What do you always get on your birthday?

Another year older!birt

What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.