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What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

How do I know you're not John Cena?

I can see you

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why do feminists support gun control?

They don't like triggers

What's the most popular wine at Christmas?

I don't like sprouts!

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

What's the relationship between the pound, the dollar, and the ruble?

A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What does a clam do on his birthday?

He shellabrates!

How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for his birthday?

He felt his presents.