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What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

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Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!

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What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?

An amoeboo!

Why is it called the sistine chapel?

Because the cardinals like to be in something, that isn't eighteen yet.

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What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

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Who's there! Bette-lou! Bette-lou who?

Bette-lou a few pounds!

How do dog catchers get paid?

By the Pound!

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How old were you on your last birthday?

Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today.

What did the child with no hands get for his birthday?

Nobody knows yet.