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Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

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How does Jesus like his hotwings?

Tinder and Mild.

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

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Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

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What type of rock is this?

It has many layers compressed together.

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

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What inning is it?

Is not a valid Football related question. Sports are hard.

What sport can Batman best Superman in?

Polo

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What's worse than being struck by a lightning?

Being struck by an iMac.

Why do raindrops like lightning at night?

So they can see where they are going