Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

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What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

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Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

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What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences?

A brief case.

What is the one type of person that will never get angry?

A nomad.

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Where do religious school children practice sports?

In the prayground!

Why is Chewbacca bad at sports?

He's just a wookie!

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What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.