Lightning Jokes

What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

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Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.

Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

Why do raindrops like lightning at night?

So they can see where they are going

Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?

The scientists were brainstorming.

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

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