Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why do blondes always drink with straws?

Practice.

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

Trying to hold on to a thought.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie

Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

So she could use it as a mirror.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?

The scientists were brainstorming.

Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

What do you call a happy prosecutor?

Smiles Edgeworth

Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling?

There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!