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Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

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Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

What did one sheep say to the other?

Hey look, we have the same IPhone case

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.

Marine Jokes More Marine Jokes

What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers

What do you call a retired Marine in a Chevy sports car?

A Corps vet in a Corvette.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".