Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

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Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

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What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

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Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

What do you call a US Marine with an IQ of 70?

General

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Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.