Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

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Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you call a sheep taking Ambien?

Shleepy!

What do you call a sheep giving birth in a bedroom?

Bedlam

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?

With a crowbar.

Marine Jokes More Marine Jokes

What do you call a US Marine with an IQ of 70?

General

What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."