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Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

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Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

How do Medieval sheep protest prisons?

They storm the baaaastille.

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

Marine Jokes More Marine Jokes

Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.