Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

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Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you call sheep in the Middle East?

Arak of lamb

What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

A bah-humbug.

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Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

Marine Jokes More Marine Jokes

Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

What do you call a retired Marine in a Chevy sports car?

A Corps vet in a Corvette.

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Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)