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Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

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Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep?

Foreplay

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.

Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

Marine Jokes More Marine Jokes

How many Marines does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.

What do you call a US Marine with an IQ of 70?

General

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Where did Capt. Hook buy his prosthesis?

A. At a secondhand store.

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.