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Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

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Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

A Merry Christmas to ewe

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.

Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

Marine Jokes More Marine Jokes

What do you call a US Marine with an IQ of 70?

General

What do you call a marine with an IQ of 70?

General

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.