What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

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How do you call a dog with no legs?

You don't call it, you pick it up.

Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"

What's the difference between a Scottish guy and Mick Jagger?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

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Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

What does a sheep in denial say?

Nahhhh