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What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot?

One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".

What do clouds wear during a storm?

Thunderwear

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

How do you milk sheep?

With iPhone accessories.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

Banned from the petting zoo...