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What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

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What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

Half-a-dog!

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What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud.. ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!