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What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

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What is the name of a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."

Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

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Why does ISIS like sheep?

Is-Lamb!

What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone?

Baaaaasalt