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What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms

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Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.

How many tickles does a Japanese school girl want?

Tentickles.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Why did Ariel wear seashells?

Because she grew out of her B shells.

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

Thunderstorm Jokes More Thunderstorm Jokes

What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms