What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms

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What did the World Chess Champion ask Michael Jackson?

Do you want to be black, or white

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

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What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

Why are all my black friends so tall?

Because their knee grows.

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What's the difference between an angel and a Scotsman?

To one you say, "Hey you, get off my cloud!" The other: "Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"

Why was the Sun mad at all the clouds?

Because they kept throwin shade

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What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms