What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms

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How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Because they grew a part.

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An old man yelling at the cloud

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The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

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Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms