What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?

Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

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What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms