What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms

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Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!

Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

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Why did the entrepreneur decide to go into the landfill business?

He heard it was a growing field.

How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

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What do clouds wear during a storm?

Thunderwear

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!

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What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms