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What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms

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Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.

Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

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What did Thomas Jefferson grow?

Old.

What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

Toilet trees.

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How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

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What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms