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What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

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What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

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What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

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Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit?

Because she was a cute angle.

What's a mathematician's favorite plant?

Geometry