What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

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What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

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What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

How does an elephant climb a tree?

He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

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Why did the priest dislike geometry?

It's sin-ful. self made joke

What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up?

Geometry.