What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

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What did Thomas Jefferson grow?

Old.

What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto?

Tarzan.

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How does an elephant climb a tree?

He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

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Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit?

Because she was a cute angle.

What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up?

Geometry.