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What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

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Where does the red fern grow?

In Lindsey Lohan's crotch!

Why are all my black friends so tall?

Because their knee grows.

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What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit?

Because she was a cute angle.

Why are fishermen so good at geometry?

Cause they're good anglers.

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Why are doritos triangular?

Because they are illuminachos.

What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.