Geometry Jokes

What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

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What is a geometry teachers favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

Why are fishermen so good at geometry?

Cause they're good anglers.

What's a mathematician's favorite plant?

Geometry

What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up?

Geometry.

Why did the priest dislike geometry?

It's sin-ful. self made joke

Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

What's the scariest thing in geometry?

A vicious circle.

Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit?

Because she was a cute angle.

What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

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What do you call a dark skinned surfer?

A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.

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Why did the fisherman keep taking off?

Because he was fly fishing.

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

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Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

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What is a geometry teachers favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

What is an architects favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

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What do you call it when you dream about getting married?

Bed wedding.

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

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What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

Why are doritos triangular?

Because they are illuminachos.

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How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

Why did the priest dislike geometry?

It's sin-ful. self made joke

Brit Jokes More Brit Jokes

How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

How many Brits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Manual work That's what underpaid Eastern immigrants are for pff