Geometry Jokes

What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

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What is a geometry teachers favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

Why are fishermen so good at geometry?

Cause they're good anglers.

What's a mathematician's favorite plant?

Geometry

What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up?

Geometry.

Why did the priest dislike geometry?

It's sin-ful. self made joke

Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

What's the scariest thing in geometry?

A vicious circle.

Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit?

Because she was a cute angle.

What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas?

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What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?

A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."

How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

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What is an architects favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

What is a geometry teachers favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

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Why do you always follow your instinct when doing trigonometry?

Beacuse you might have secant thoughts and go off on a tangent

Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

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What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey Bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

What is the Arabic word for Priest?

Infidel.

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How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum.

Why don't jokes in base 8 work?

Because 7 10 11

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Why do indegionous people dislike snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land.

Why did the kleptomaniac dislike the insultingly boisterous man with a cleft palate?

He couldn't take any more lip!

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What's the most beautiful thing in mathematics?

A cute angle

Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit?

Because she was a cute angle.