Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit?

Because she was a cute angle.

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Why do honeydew melons have to get married in a formal ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

Oc Because he cantaloupe.

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What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up?

Geometry.

What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

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Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

Why don't Brits like revolving doors?

Because they can't hold it for the next person.

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What's the most beautiful thing in mathematics?

A cute angle

Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit?

Because she was a cute angle.