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Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit?

Because she was a cute angle.

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How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

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Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

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What do Brits call a fleshlight?

A blowtorch.

What are two letters a Brit can't live without?

T and Qs.

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Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit?

Because she was a cute angle.

What's the most beautiful thing in mathematics?

A cute angle