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What do you get when you cross a tiger and a chicken?

Just the tiger

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What's the saddest thing about being a chicken?

You only get laid once.

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What's Mexico's national sport?

Cross country

Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

Tiger Jokes More Tiger Jokes

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day?

After a week he was spotless!

Why does a tiger make such a good girlfriend?

Because its not a cheetah.