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What do you get when you cross Jesus with a dinosaur?

A velocirapture

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Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.

Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

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What does Jesus say when someone cuts his call?

Hello.. Hello..? Lama sabachthani?!

What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with a dinosaur?

A velocirapture

What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

Doyouthinkhesaurus