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What do you get when you cross Jesus with a dinosaur?

A velocirapture

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What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

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What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?

A stinkasaurus!

What do you call an Irishman who studies dinosaurs?

A paleontologist.