What do you get when you cross Jesus with a dinosaur?

A velocirapture

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What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

Why doesn't Jesus like M&ampM's?

Because they fall through his hands.

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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

A Thesaurus.

Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.