What do you get when you cross Jesus with a dinosaur?

A velocirapture

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What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?

A hoppercraft!

Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

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What do Jesus and my high school girlfriend have in common?

They both bled for me.

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

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Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.

What would you call it when a dinosaur gets into a car crash?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks