What do you get when you cross Jesus with a dinosaur?

A velocirapture

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Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

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What would Burger King's slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh.

How does Jesus make his coffee?

Hebrews it.

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What do you get when you put a dinosaur and a bomb together?

Dinomite!!!!! *budum tssst*

What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?

Dino-mite.