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Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the tree say to the math teacher?

Gee I'm a tree!

What do trees take when they have a headache?

Aleve.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

What dinosaur has the best vocabulary?

The bronthesaurus.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Whats white and cant climb trees?

A fridge --

Why did the blonde climb the chain-link fence?

To see what was on the other side.

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry

Why should you never play cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs