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Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

What do you call a man in a tree with a briefcase?

A branch manager.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons?

They outgrew their leotards.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

Get off.

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.