Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

What do you call an Irishman who studies dinosaurs?

A paleontologist.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs